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When he sat gingerly on the edge of the chair the chains clinked threateningly, but did not bind him. "That's mild, Mr Potter. "Ah," said Fudge, who looked thoroughly disconcerted. Will it hold beneath the crushing grip of ethics and morality? "I'm sorry?" Rated M for dark themes, eventual slash & implications of child neglect. Happily Ever After, Voldemort style. He was happy to see it done. "But I can't count on that. Oh my, he thought. "And yet you conjured a Patronus on the night of the second of August?" "I'd better see if I can get that meeting cancelled. At the age of four he learned how to give his uncle the satisfaction of hurting him without getting too hurt. A Mudblood, I think you Death Eaters call them? In response, she wrapped her legs around his waist. Being that she was shorter than he was, he had to hold her up by her bum as well. 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I was about to pass out from holding my breath, mate." "Yes," said Fudge again, shuffling his notes. "Come, we have a meeting." He cannot allow me to live. Now facing many obstacles and doubts, she finds herself in a dilemma of trust and a game of both bra. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 127 . "Whew! Ron interrupted. "Yes, sir," said an eager voice Harry knew. he hissed. It was somewhat hard to see, but Harry was looking for it. "Not to worry, not to worry," said Dumbledore pleasantly; he took out his wand, gave it a little flick, and a squashy chintz armchair appeared out of nowhere next to Harry. Petunia was maybe a bad person, however, she never thought of herself as someone cruel - so when she found a child on her doorstep and knew his life with her family would be horrid, she drove him to an orphanage.Good for her, because that angry boy would rip her head clean of if she tried to make him into someone else than a rude genius. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! He might become the top man of the Wizengamot again before the year is out, or it might never happen again. When Harry Potter does things, it's never in halves. It was clear that John Major was used to holding his temper in. HPMOR.com is an authorized, ad-free mirror of Eliezer Yudkowsky's epic Harry Potter fanfic, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (originally under the pen name Less Wrong).The story is complete now, so the rss feed for the story mirror won't be updating any more, although any further Author's Notes will continue to show up in that rss feed. Severus Snape looked as if someone had struck him in the stomach after that comment came out. @keyframes _1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT{0%{opacity:0}to{opacity:1}}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc{--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left:0px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;padding:3px 9px;position:absolute;border-radius:4px;margin-top:-6px;background:#000;color:#fff;animation:_1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT .5s step-end;z-index:100;white-space:pre-wrap}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc:after{content:"";position:absolute;top:100%;left:calc(50% - 4px - var(--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left));width:0;height:0;border-top:3px solid #000;border-left:4px solid transparent;border-right:4px solid transparent}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd{margin-top:6px}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after{border-bottom:3px solid #000;border-top:none;bottom:100%;top:auto} "You especially, and probably Tonks and Professor Lupin as well, since they have more knowledge of the Muggle side of things," he said. "I'll miss you both," he said softly, but certainly loud enough for Molly to hear. The members of the Wizengamot were muttering. The accused being present - finally -let us begin. ", He laughed. I call for a vote now. Ginny did it in the opposite order, climbing down before jabbing herself in the eyes. He laughed. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Tumblr is a hard place to find Harry Potter fanfiction because it's not searchable the way that ffnet and AO3 are. .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} Thank you for the listing of what the goblins helped the Ministry steal, though. I guess I'll have to make sure that you children are fed before the meeting starts," Molly said as she bustled off. said Fudge. He hugged her tightly for a moment. "Love Mum and Daddy." "Take care of our family," James added emotionally. He grinned. Harry sighed and handed his prized wand, his badge of being a wizard, over to the smirking redhead, who turned and carried it to Minister Fudge. he asked with his own answering grin. As will the goblins." Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. "Next time I kiss you like that, I intend to wear less," she replied with a purr. ", "Yes," said Harry angrily, "but I only used it because we were -", The witch with the monocle cut across him in a booming voice. "We'll talk later." He finally makes it to Hogwarts at 16 and nobody expects it. Someones on their way up.. It's a reminder that he faced someone who defeated him once. Fudge was a portly man who often sported a lime-green bowler hat, though today he had dispensed with it; he had dispensed, too, with the indulgent smile he had once worn when he spoke to Harry. That'll be the easiest for them to do, assuming that they can get Fawkes to give a new feather." ", "I'm just getting started," Harry said with a grin, mimicking the character from The Princess Bride. I can't live my life in this house hoping that he'll save my bacon." "There are extenuating circumstances!". I want to, but well get caught if youre in here much longer. He paused. Some looked annoyed, others slightly frightened; two elderly witches in the back row, however, raised their hands and waved in welcome. He was, of course, smothered with a Molly Weasley hug when he walked in the door. How can you say that? Molly Weasley gasped. ", He laughed a little darkly. A brilliant werewolf uncle and his crazy prankster husband. Press J to jump to the feed. I will specifically point out that they have Blagrot to blame for this requirement, so that his name can be cursed by the entire goblin race. He was especially pleased that they left him alone, apparently using the same logic that they had used for earlier in the summer - ignore him and he won't complain. With a grin on his chubby face, the man took the ends of the holly and phoenix feather wand in his hands and snapped it. He's depressed that all these people gave up their lives for him. It is far too dangerous for you., Harry seethed for a moment, but he kept it fairly well hidden. ._3bX7W3J0lU78fp7cayvNxx{max-width:208px;text-align:center} He wanted to catch Dumbledore's eye, but Dumbledore was not looking his way; he was continuing to look up at the obviously flustered Fudge. Plain green laugh with cold blue, joyful, not aware of deadly strike fate has await for them. COMPLETE. .ehsOqYO6dxn_Pf9Dzwu37{margin-top:0;overflow:visible}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu{height:24px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu{border-radius:2px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:focus,._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:hover{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10);outline:none}._38GxRFSqSC-Z2VLi5Xzkjy{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT{border-top:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);cursor:pointer;padding:8px 16px 8px 8px;text-transform:none}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT:hover{background-color:#0079d3;border:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-body)} Harry Potter is twenty-seven, an avid practioner of dark magic and ever-so-slightly mad, as all geniuses are. He could see her eyes sparkling, and knew she was trying to get him to blush as well as get her brother to explode. A powerful emotion had risen in Harry's chest at the sight of Dumbledore, a fortified, hopeful feeling rather like that which phoenix song gave him. harrypotter. Much to his surprise, after the others had given some stuttering sorrowful apologies, not knowing how to deal with the fact of his conviction, he was suddenly dealing with a face full of bushy brown hair, as Hermione grabbed him, sobbing. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. Just let the meeting happen, okay? Vows of revenge are dealt with swiftly, with hu-mons losing., Harry smiled darkly. Dumbledore sat down, put the tips of his long fingers together and surveyed Fudge over them with an expression of polite interest. Now unfortunately, we have a meeting of the Order, so I'm afraid that I must ask the young people to perhaps head upstairs?. The redo (Harry Potter- golden era) by Bubbles. "We're going to miss you at Hogwarts this year." I can't believe that you agreed with Dumbledore! George exclaimed. Nobody will think too much about it with you waiting around for me here today, sir.". she finally whispered with a small shuddering laugh. He is under the age of seventeen, and he cast a spell in front of a Muggle. "Don't worry, Mr Potter, I'm not angry at you. A snarling Snape stalked away from the group and through the door to the kitchen. A broad, square-jawed witch with very short grey hair sat on Fudge's left; she wore a monocle and looked forbidding. I suppose so, if you can behave. He grinned at them, making them laugh again. "Obviously not," Snape said, "or else you would still be a wizard, and not little better than a squib. ", He was startled to note the widening of both girls' pupils and the attempt by both to see if they could tear through their clothes. ", "Yes - well - I suppose we'll need another chair - I - Weasley, could you -?". Linkffn(10493620). His Senior Undersecretary destroyed it, Sirius reminded him. She knows me well enough to know a lot of my tastes. This activated the Portkey. "From how hard it's pulsing, are you sure about that?". 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